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Alli//Female//23//Artist
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with every passing day, i get more weird

blemgoid:

blemgoid:

been selling spells on etsy lately. $50 a pop and i just send the customer a photo of a burnt candle. thank you mentally ill women 🙏🙏🙏

to all da lamers/haters out there: i only offer shitty spells like for making people break up, lose job/money, get sick etc. so all my customers deserve 2 get scammed. i am a moneymancer and my only real spell is summon dollar

histerectomy:

I fucked up so badly on this sudoku page no ones ever gonna wanna have sex with me

officialboredom:

unclefather:

oated:

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me

Mormons are something else

wizardpotions:

they just dont fireball people to death like they used to anymore :/

tiny–cryptid:

OK this question has been bugging me all morning so y'all please let me know

did your childhood vomit bowl also double as a popcorn bowl?

Yes

No

Vomit bowl??? (see results)

bc ours did nd I never thought much of it as a kid but know I’m thinking about it and it feels kinda gross? so pls tell me if this experience was universal or not it will haunt me forever otherwise

rain-rome:

artioutthewindow:

rain-rome:

rain-rome:

idk jokes just dont become unfunny to me. i love literally repeating the same thing over and over again. i may get bored eventually but never seriously annoyed

i rely on templates to be social a lot actually. a lot of time hanging out with friends means repeating the same phrase to eachother over and over again

many such phrases

many such phrases

phoneus:

phoneus:

phoneus:

naughty leopard breads receive sexy punish naughty leopard breads misbehaving breads

naughty sexy leopard breads wiggle and slice misbehaving punish breads naughty leopard bread receive sexy retribution naughty leopard breads know what it has done naughty leopard breads atone for its sins naughty leopard bread accepts pain with the serenity of a Saint Sebastian naughty leopard bread forgives you

forgives you
forgives you